Never wittingly outdone in fashion’s game of top trumps, Rihanna saw Zendaya’s “I Told Ya” tee, Sydney Sweeney’s “Sorry For Having Great Tits” sweater, and Hailey Bieber’s “Nepo Baby” crop top, and raised the bar with a slogan tee that showed, as always, she has us in the palm of her hand. “I’m Retired. This Is As Dressed Up As I Get,” read her vintage Peacock Papers tee, which upcycling genius Conner Ives transformed into a dress, styled with retro blue Dior sunnies, color-contrasting red Pumas and an even punchier lime-green Bottega bag.